Monday 28 May 2007

20 Days Later


This is the part where most bloggers apologize for not uploading something in 20 days and then give excuses about why they were unable to do things. I however, am not going to apologize, I am a dog- it is spring; there are certain things that a dog has to do when it is spring, and certain urges and feelings that must be met. However, for two reasons I am back to you on the world wide web today: 1) The weather has turned really crappy, really quickly; and 2) My celebrity demands it!

For most dogs, the most technologically advanced they get is with GPS tracking chips that carry all their veterinary information implanted into them in case they get lost, stolen, or have to travel abroad. I jumped on that bandwagon when I was 4 months old. However, as already discussed I have become an international dog of mystery what with my blog writing, my face book profile, possible youtube.com debut, and my international friends list. Although I have yet to be abroad, I do have a few trips scheduled for the upcoming months and years.

I believe it is because I am a dog ahead of my time that has earned me my celebrity, and to tell you the truth, being famous is tough, especially for an 8 month old! Friday I had cosmetic surgery just to maintain my good looks and good behavior, my father had to get a job to support my picky eating habits (which are almost to the point of anorexia), and I behave like a rock star whenever I get the chance- trashing whatever room I am staying in.

Then there are the paparazzi- always trying to take a picture of me, forcing me to always be on my cutest. Then when something not so cute gets shot, the light is bad, or a weird angle (not to mention photoshop), all the tabloids want to make fun and mock me. I mean, what is that about? Can you say invasion of privacy?

But what is a dog to do? I think I need a spot on "The Simple Life" just to relax for a few weeks.

Woof!

Tuesday 8 May 2007

New Friends

Sorry for the week of no writing- I have been feeling sick. Actually, everyone in the house has been sick- Mom is a little ill, and Dad is getting over something that was very fatiugy. Me? I was just puking all over the house 5 or 6 times a day...

But now I have new friends, and I am happy again! On Saturday night two people from Maryland came to stay at my house, and have been here for 3 days so far! They are great, and they play all the time with me, the only problem is my stuffy parents, who lock me in their room at night to sleep. I just sit and whine and keep them up all night, I think it is working, soon they will let me sleep with my new friends! They like to wrestle, and play, and its good fun.

Also, they noticed something- my eyes are blue! There has been a lot of speculation, but you can look at the above picture, and everyone should see that my eyes are blue! Yay! I am the first dog that they have seen that has blue eyes!

Woof!